Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate ‘em.

(Source: jeffmoocow)

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Monster" is derived from the Latin noun monstrum, "divine portent," itself formed on the root of the verb monere, "to warn." It came to refer to living things of anomalous shape or structure, or to fabulous creatures like the sphinx who were composed of strikingly incongruous parts, because the ancients considered the appearance of such beings to be a sign of some impending supernatural event. Monsters, like angels, functioned as messengers and heralds of the extraordinary. They served to announce impending revelation, saying, in effect, "Pay attention; something of profound importance is happening.
My Words to Victor Frankenstein: by Susan Stryker (via whatmonstrosity)

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Aw Look the HuffPo gave our show a nice write up!

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THE RETURN of our notorious Adults Only show of the year, featuring all the comedy, contests and carnage of a Tourettes night but with FULL NUDITY, short films, live stripshow performances and acts you will ONLY SEE THIS NIGHT!
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Doors are at 7:30 PM, show starts 8 PM Sharp!!
$20 Limited seating (only 80 seats- GET THERE EARLY!)
Tickets at the Door Only **18 and over**
WARNING: FULL NUDITY!
Mitchell Brothers Strip Theater
895 O’Farrell St, San Francisco, CA 94109

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Featuring:
Vau De Vire Society’s MZ K. - Pole Dance/Verus Strippers
Beatbox Lapdance Duets with Syzygy
PianoFight Sketch Comedy 
TRAINWRECK - Sideshow Genital Showcase!

NO PASTIES BURLESQUE ACTS by
Lolita Act by Trixie Shiksa - 
Down and Dirty With Sheba Queen of the Night - 
Clown Boylesque by Mee Zee
Ophelia Couer de Noir and Spunky Brewster Duet 
Contortion by Hunny Bunnah
Perverted Group Number Starring Vesper Synd - 

Filthy Stand Up and Scandalous Slam Poetry by
Joyce Lee, Caitlin Gill, Jordan Ranft, Eloisa Bravo, Jaz Sufi and MORE!

Hosted by Jamie DeWolf and Wonder Dave

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"The idyllic summer’s day that became a nightmare of fear and blood."

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wonderdave:

denisejollyspoken:

Cheryl Maddalena is hilarious! For those of you who compete I am sure you can identify with the external vs. internal voice while performing. 

This is one of my favorite pieces from a poetry slam ever. It encapsulates the tragedy every funny slammer has to go through at some point. 

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Here is the part where everyone was happy all the time and we were all
forgiven,
even though we didn’t deserve it.
Richard Siken (via rarararambles)

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I could tell you my adventures—beginning from this morning,” said Alice a little timidly, “but it’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (via quoted-books)

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